Путешествующий борец с похмельем
About the job
They say do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life… So if you love travelling, and having a cheeky drink (or two), this is the job for you!
We’re on the hunt for a Chief Hangover Officer to test hangover remedies from around the globe.
We want to see if any of these “cures” can stand up to alc-eze.
The role
This role isn’t for the faint hearted. You’ll be required travel to a minimum of 3 continents and 5 countries over an initial 2 month contract period. We’ve identified a few potential places, but will be looking to our CHO to research and identify some suggestions too.
Destinations on the list include:
- Sicily – apparently eating dried bull penis is a game changer for hangovers
- Puerto Rico – Put a couple of lemons under your armpits and they say you’ll be muy bueno
- Estonia – Locals say sleep in some vodka soaked socks if you want to wake up fresh
Plus more!
So when you’re not jetting off to the edge of the earth to ingest the delicately cured genitals of a rather aggressive animal, you’ll be researching remedies back at alc-eze HQ. You’ll also be hitting the local bars, and capturing content and insights into the go-to morning after hangover hacks of everyday Aussies.
About you
Do you have an outgoing personality, a love for travel, social trends and enjoy documenting your experiences, this role is perfect for you!
The ideal candidate:
- Must be above the age of 18
- Minimum 12 months validity on your passport
- Up to date with all the latest social media trends
- Comfortable in front of and behind the camera
- No criminal record that prevents you from travelling
- RSA license would be beneficial, but not a requirement
- Happy to ingest a dried bull penis
The package
You’ll earn $100k + Super per year pro rata as a base salary plus all travel expenses (flights, accommodation, travel and of course booze). If you stumble across a new ingredient, which we go on to include on our recipe, you’ll receive a $20K bonus too.